Opening title card to the 1992 film The Lawnmower Man.
The Wikipedia page notes that the film was praised at the time for its unrelenting realism.
And then some days you appear on the front page of Perez Hilton with Steven Spielberg and Optimus Prime.
It strains credulity that the SUPEREGO LIVE show at The UCB isn’t yet sold out. Get a ticket while there is still time!
8PM tonight.
I will be joining these demented gentlemen— dementlegents?— on stage, as I have in the past. You know we’ll have a good time then, son. WE’RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME THENNNNNNNNNNNN.
Guys. Hey guys. Hey. Go see this.
Puppy Naming Brainstorm Goes Horribly Awry
What began as an innocent effort to name a foster puppy turned into a wild free-for-all when friends at a weekend barbecue began writing down ridiculous suggestions.
The list “covered both sides of a piece of paper by the end of the night,” writes Paul Jay on his website, recounting the incident. “Some of these are from good friends, some from kindly folk we had just met, and some, I’m pretty sure, are from random homeless people who wandered into our house looking for empty bottles and used aluminum foil.”
The outrageous suggestions include:
Inspector Pancakes
Scrappity
Lord Waffles
Douglas Fairbanks
Herman Weintraub
Backstreet Boys
Senator Cuddlebreath
Sebastian From The Little Mermaid
Read the complete list here.
Very excited to be reblogged by the Fluffington Post. I feel like my dog is now a Washington insider or something.
So happy to have contributed to the ridiculousness. I invite you to check out the whole list.
This is definitely going to be One Crazy Summer.
See this movie if you haven’t.
I love this movie.
(Source: mannytoodope)
It could.
It could not.
Who’s to say?
I don’t think those words mean what you think they mean. (Taken with instagram)